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Flash CG collection - Tifa (20 years old) Core Review
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Flash CG collection - Tifa (20 years old) Core
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Windows95 / Windows98 / WindowsMe / Windows2000 / WindowsXP / MacOS9 / MacOSX |
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Categories:
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FLASH, Animation |
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Features:
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Full 3D Animation, Voice, selectable scenes and cum shots |
Review by: Lumber Yard
Everyone's favorite pair of mammary glands makes a viagric appearance in Tifa (20 years old) Core. Note the parenthetical that Tifa is, in fact, not 13! This old hen is years late for her dicking! I wouldn't eat a twenty year old sandwich, but its the best this game has to offer, so I guess it will have to do.
The game's progress develops from the selection of one of two choices. Each dedicated to the nearest cock holster. A life's worth of ill-fated courting experiences and suffering dumbed down to the decision of oral or intercourse. I think I like it!
The game has all of the necessities that qualify for a bonerfying experience: tits, vagina, penis, and clandestine and impromptu sex in a tin room. The game is remarkably successful due to its inclusion of the "t>d>v" formula which states: the tits mass must be greater than the penis, which also must be magnitudinal in scale to the vaginal orphace. This ensures maximum, "how the hell does that fit in there," and birth defects from a bruised uterus. The scenes of penetration are like watching a dump truck speed through a donut, and lemme say - that is hot.
To supplement the vagina rending scenes of fuck, the seiyu delivers stiffening dialog and moans of palpitant ecstasy. None of which I understand, but one can extrapolate such enlightening strings of dialog such as: "harder," "faster," "don't stop," "it hurts," you are so big," and citations of Aristotle's Metaphysica. Her acting was convincing enough for my penis to give a standing ovation, so I don't dispute its quality. A scene in particular which involves fellatio features sounds of someone finishing off a good bowl of Campbell's soup, brilliantly recorded to give the impression that dick is a healthy additive to every woman's diet and can relieve symptoms of hunger.
Tifa is extremely well modeled and, in certain scenes, has an intriguing glittering treatment to her skin, enlivening her look with parallels to that awesome sparkly shit that flies out of party streamers. The animations are good for the most part allowing you to better envision what intercourse would be like with a grouping of triangles. The weakest part of the whole game being the ultimate moment of firing your cum cannon onto Tifa's "donate money to this poor, starving African child" face. I use the word cum loosely because the interpretation of "cum" in this game is the color white scribbled furiously in MSpaint. I admire his passion for such intense strokes, Pollock would have been proud, but I haven't been turned on by 8-bit pixels since those motorcycles in Excitebike (they were exciting). Today wasn't that day and I suspect it won't be for many others who recognize their semen as more than a 10x10 pixel bitmap.
Overall I say this game was worth masturbating to and was thoroughly enjoyable.
Tifa fan or not the common link here is well modeled and hearty portions of breast.
I thank dlsite.com for providing this fine thing and declare my erection gives this game 8 inches out of 10.
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Screen Shots
Sample animation movies that show above screen shots in action are available
at the website of Fighting Cuties.
http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~FightingCuties/download.html
© Fighting Cuties. © DLSite.com
**Unauthorized copy or link to all iamges on this site is prohibitted and you are not allowed to use, redistribute, or resell any of products without permission.
**All characters in this game, as in all games we sell, are aged 18 or older.
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